Poetry

Repair your schlong at once and forever!

A collection of junk email subject lines, from the early 2000s.

Want a bigger one?
The bigger it is the better
Life is short, don’t have a small cock all your life
Enlarge

It’s Time for Changes, Change Your Size
Impress Your Lover with Your Size
Women Will Appreciate Your New Size
Beat all the records with our New Size

Your Size won’t be the source of worry
Stop worrying about it, Start Acting
Don’t let Your Sexual Life be ruined
Don’t wait! Make your cock Bigger

Your new tool is set to rock her crazy
Your tool is set to be unleashed
Get set to unleash your DRAGON on the chicks
She likes length

Make your cylinder big
Become a super-hung giant
Girls will hunt you in the streets!
Small Size Is Not Your Verdict!

Who says wishes can’t come true?
Who says you can’t have it all?
Enjoy Your Bigger cock
Enjoy your Life with the Patch

You Don’t Need Miracles to Make it Bigger
Read below and Get the Size you deserve
New Bigger Size for Those Who Deserve
A Real Man Should Have a Real cock

Have a pleasure of being confident
New pleasure with New Bigger cock
Your New cock is Waiting for You
Become a new man

Put All Our Sexual Dreams into Reality
Read this and choose your New Reality
We shall lead you to your New Life
Come and see the brightest side of woody